Moscow Classic? Nah... how about the "Stalin Special"!

Complete with prison bars and a map of the gulag!

I love this bit:

Two year limited warranty provided by the Detente Watch Group.



You can't make this shit up.

http://www.shopnbc.com/Moscow_Classic_Men_s_Vodolaz_Lefty_Mechanical_Chronograph_Leather_Strap_Watch/J402741.aspx?storeid=1

Well, at least it's got a Poljot movement and made, supposedly, in Russia.

Having said that, $700 for an unwearable trinket is somewhat goofy.

Many who seem to be in the know say the grid is a sure sign of a tourist brand. If true, the Poljot is puzzling.

Moscow Classic is Chinese shit! let's fuck the consumer by selling over priced chinese shit attitude of Craig, sucks. Once he met Jimbloat and ShopNBC he went down hill.

Tic, Tac, No!